Chronicles of a Silly Witch: Her Magic Wand

Waves a magic wand, "Paper be done!" paper does nothing so try again. "PAPER BE DONE!", again same responce from the paper but not from the witch.  She starts having an emotional break down and starts slamming the wand into the laptop over and over again screaming, "Why wouldn't you work?". Until the magic wand snaps in two and water and glitter comes pouring out onto the laptop.  The laptop, not liking the abuse, the water, and especially not the glitter turned off with a puff and little cloud of smoke.  Now sad that her wand broke and her laptop isn't her friend anymore, the witch cried until someone walked up and put a mug of steaming hot cocoa in her hand and patted her on her head.  Sniffling she took a sip and felt all better and like she could get on with her paper.... But her laptop still would not turn on.... Opps.